And now I was getting the feeling that I was actually achieving this perfect inner connection through his flesh. I’d spent over 40 years longing for it, dreaming about it. It was a feeling I can’t really describe. The first bite was, of course, very strange. "I took out my best dinner service, and fried a piece of rump steak – a piece from his back – made what I call princess potatoes, and sprouts. “I decorated the table with nice candles," he said. In his words (source again is The Independent): He then hung the corpse up with a meathook, butchered it, and prepared a meal. It took so terribly long," he said in court. I only waited horrified for the end after doing the deed. I picked up the knife, and after hesitating some more, I cut his throat with it."Īlso: "My friend enjoyed dying, death. I asked myself whether I should pray to the Devil or God. I picked up the knife - you can see it on the video - then laid it aside. As he prepared to deliver the killing blow, he tried to ease his conscience through prayer: Meiwes had mixed emotions the whole time. After 3 hours of this, Meiwes went into the bathroom, kissed Brandes on the forehead, and stabbed him in the throat, killing him. Meiwes read a Star Trek (!) novel during the wait, while checking in on Brandes every 15 minutes or so. Meiwes then ran a warm bath for Brandes, in which Brandes sat to bleed out. Note that Brandes was still alive when the dog ate his junk. Meiwes ended up burning it to the point where it was inedible, after which he diced it up and fed it to his dog.
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Brandes then attempted to eat his penis raw, but was unsuccessful due to its chewiness, prompting Meiwes to fry it in a pan with some of Brandes' fat, combined with additional spices and marinades.Īlas, penis isn't common in cuisine, so there aren't many cookbooks that tell you how to prepare it, and even the best chef in the world is bound to get it wrong on his first try: Shortly after his arrival, Brandes, still consenting, requested that Meiwes bite his penis off, although this proved too difficult and it eventually had to be cut off with a knife. Here's how LostMediaWiki describes what ensued: Brandes then asked Meiwes to bite his penis off.īut biting a living man's cock off is easier said than done. To prep, Meiwes gave Brandes a homemade anesthetic concoction of twenty sleeping pills, which Brandes downed with a bottle of cough syrup and half a bottle of schnapps (cf The Independent).
But Brandes insisted on being eaten right away. They had sex at Meiwes's farmhouse, and Meiwes reportedly wanted to spend a final romantic weekend together. A date was set, and Brandes traveled to Rotenburg a.d. Brandes, pictured here, fell outside this age range by quite a bit, but beggars can't be choosers. He would find that in Brandes, who was reportedly distraught after his girlfriend had dumped him upon learning that he was bisexual. ~ Der Metzgermeister ( "Seeking a well-built eighteen- to thirty-year-old man to be slaughtered. Suche gutgebauten Achtzehn-bis Dreißigjährigen zum Schlachten. He actually got quite a few responses, and a few men) even met Meiwes to have sex and RP cannibalism fantasies, but nobody had been willing to go the final step, and Meiwes, to his credit, wanted consenting meat. Meiwes had been a forum regular under the aliases "Franky" and "Der Metzgermeister" ("the Master-Butcher"), where he had posted ads seeking men who were willing to join him for dinner, with themselves as the main course. Meiwes and Brandes had met in 2001 over the now-defunct internet forum The Cannibal Cafe, archived here. And he had video evidence backing this alibi up! This would've been just another "popular neighbor gets unmasked as a closet psycho" stories, if not for an only-in-Germany twist: Meiwes told investigators that his victim, 43-year-old Bernd Brandes, had volunteered to be eaten. He often helped his neighbors with everything from car repairs to landscaping, and hosted lively dinner parties (but lest your mouth start to water, there's no evidence that he ever served his guests long pig). This shook the small town: Meiwes had been a beloved member of his community. In December of 2002, the small German town of Rotenburg an der Fulda made the news after local computer repairman Armin Meiwes, 42, was arrested and charged with killing and eating a man whom he had met online for sex. Weiche Teile und auch Harte / Stehen auf der Speisekarte. ?? Heute treff' ich einen Herrn, / der hat mich zum Fressen gern.